quinta-feira, 27 de maio de 2010

Close your eyes before blind them and dream with who you love before start to bleed.
Think about the future before it's too late.
This morning I woke up in the land of dead men and no one survived to tell the history.
What could have happened with our lost lifes full of rage?
Today the sky already isn't the same, and the clock struck midnight.
Full moon came out and everything were wrecked. even so we could see a lot of bright stars in the dark sky.
Here I am, then send me an angel. Here I am, then send me a signal.
The lights start to wink and the ground started to shake.
I scream it's the end now. Suddenly I Hear a voice, there she was lost in the middle of garbage. She says, I'm lost, Could you help me to stand up? Sure.
What's your name ?
Jully, why?
Jully Madson??
Yes Why??
Man, your parents they are searching for you, they're very worried about you.
Oh, Really, I'm fine now, you got me. thanks, now I'll follow up my way.
Jully, Listen to me, now you'll search for your parents and will say hi.
I will.
I felt a terrible pain in my arms and legs, is like, a snake stinging.
But I kept walking on these empty and no life streets.
I don't saw nothing, just a little bit of dirty water in the corners of the streets.
So, I wondered to myself, no more jobs, no more houses, no more girls to kiss neither friends to drink a booze. What the hell I'll do here???
It's time to move on. I'll go to the beach and camp there.
crabs, wait for me I'm coming up.


The end.

terça-feira, 25 de maio de 2010

1990

I WAS A YOUNG MAN, WHEN I STARTED TO DATE WITH MY NEIGHBOR, SUZANE.
WE USED TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME PLAYING IN THE PLAYGROUND NEXT OF OUR HOUSES.
ONE DAY, WE DID A BET, AND SHE SAID: IF SOMEDAY WHEN WE GROW UP AND IF WE MEET OURSELVES AGAIN, I'LL STAY VERY GLAD.
MAYBE WE MEET AND START A BARBECUE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?? GOOD IDEA?
WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IN A FEW YEARS WE'LL BECOME RICH PEOPLE WITHOUT OBLIGATIONS TO DO.
I WISH I WERE RICH, BUT I DON'T.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, SOMEDAY WE'LL FIND OUR WAY.
I WAS WONDERING HOW COULD BE OUR LIFES WITHOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP? YOU KNOW, WE GREW UP TOGETHER IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
PERHAPS IN THE FUTURE I'LL BUY A HOUSE HERE.
HEY HEY, DON'T DO THIS!!!!!
WHY??? MR JOSEPH KK HE IS AN OLD STRANGE MAN !!!
HE HAS MANY GUNS HIDED IN HIS BASEMENT.
REALLY?? ARE YOU KIDDING WITH ME ?? AREN'T YOU?
NO, I NOT, HE BELONGED THE SECOND WORLD WAR.
IT'S FANTASTIC, LET'S GO TILL HIS HOUSE MAKE SOME KIND OF INTERVIEW WITH HIS PERSON!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT??? DO YOU WANT???
I AGREE WITH THIS INSANE IDEA. INSANE, WHY?
sUZANE, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT GUNS!!! GUNS, NOT CANDIES. CALM DOWN MAN!!!!
I'LL GO BY MYSELF. NO WAIT!!!! I'M YOUR MAN!!
EXCUSE - ME, ARE YOU WHAT??? KKK FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
GO TO HELL SUCKER!!!
OK, OK, NO MORE SILLY THINGS BETWEEN US.
HEY I MADE CRAP IN THE SCHOOL THIS MORNING.
WHY? WHAT HAPPENED??
I CUT CLASSES TODAY, JUST TO WATCH MY COUSIN PLAYS IN HIS SOCCER TEAM.
TELL ME, YOUR MOTHER ALREADY KNOW ABOUT IT???
SHE'LL CUT YOUR TITS OUT MAN!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP, FOR THE HEAVEN SAKE.
HOW COULD A PERSON LIKE YOU, CAN SAY A LOT OF FOOL THINGS?
HEY SUZANE I BOUGHT YOU A NEW PORN TOY.
IF YOU WANT TO SAMPLE RIGHT NOW, I WAIT FOR YOU.
NO PORN TOYS IN THIS HOUSE, HERE GOD REMAINS.
YES, I SAW HOW GOD REMAINS HERE!!
WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY WITH THIS?
ASK YOUR MOM.
MY MOM? I WILL DO IT RIGHT NOW.

sexta-feira, 21 de maio de 2010

ak47 paaaaa kkk

WE WERE WALKING INTO THE MAIN DOWNTOWN STREET, SUDDENLY WHEN SHE SLIPPED IN ONE BANANA BARK.
SHE STAYED ANGRY, BUT MY FRIEND WHAT THE HELL COULD I HAVE DONE?
SHE DOESN'T COMPREHEND WHAT HAPPENED HERE. SHE JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THE SHAME SHE HAD PASSED IN THE
FUCK DOWNTOWN. IMAGINE THE SITUATION MY FRIEND, YOU HAVE KIDS TO RAISE AND TEACH,
BUT MY OLDER CHILD DOESN'T GOT SEE IT THE SAME WAY THE OTHERS DID.

THREE YEARS LATER...

HI DAD,
HI HONEY, ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU READY TO THE NEW SCHOOL??
YES, DAD I AM. TAKE YOUR SNACK AND YOUR JUICE AND GO.
BE CAREFUL AND LOOK AROUND BEFORE CROSS THE STREETS.
I WILL BE DAD.

IN THE OFFICE.

GOOD MORNING MR ROBINSON, HOW COULD I HELP YOU??
I'M LOOKING FOR JOSEPH FRIES?
DOES HE TODAY???? I HAVE A IMPORTANT INTERVIEW WITH HIM.
JUST A SECOND SIR, I WILL CHECK IT OUT FOR YOU MR ROBINSON.
SR, HE'S BUSY RIGHT NOW, BUT HE ASKED ME TO HOLD YOU FOR A WHILE, COS HIS MEETING IS SIMPLE AND SMALL.
OK, THANKS, I'LL TAKE A SIT IN THE LIVING ROOM, AND WATCH THE NEWS.
OUR HOUSE IS YOUR HOUSE SR. PLEASE JUST BE CAREFUL WITH THE REMOTO CONTROL.
WE HAD FIVE R.CONTROLS STOLEN THESE LAST WEEKS.
WHAT? KIDDING ME, AREN'T YOU?
NO, NO, SR HERE NO ONE OF THE EMPLOYED CAN APPLY PRANKS WITH OUR COSTUMERS.
I'M SEEING.
2 HOURS LATER.
HEY HEY, MISS, PLEASE COME HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU WANT?
I FELL SLEEPY HERE, AND IN THIS TIME SOMEONE STOLEN THE REMOTE CONTROL. WHAT KIND OF OFFICE IS THIS ?
SR, CALM DOWN, PLEASE.
CALM DOWN YOUR ASS BITCH
SR, FOR HEAVEN SAKE, NO SCANDALS ARE ALLOWED HERE.
I'M NOT DOING A FUCK SCANDALS OK, I HAD TWO TICKETS TO WATCH THE BULLS TONIHGT
AND IT JUST MISSED. I CLOSE MY EYES FOR FIVE MINUTES AND SOMEONE STOLEN MY TICKETS
IMAGINE IF I SLEEP HERE FOR FIVE HOURS, UNTIL MY SOCKS COULD BE STOLEN.
SR, TAKE EASY WITH ME OK!! IT'S MY FIRST DAY IN THIS COMPANY. WHO CARES FOR YOUR FUCK FIRST DAY??
I DON'T. MAYBE YOUR BOSS DOES.
HEY, HEY, MR ROBINSON WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??
COULD YOU TRY EXPLAIN IT TO ME????
DIDN'T YOU READ THE WARN.
"NO SCANDALS ARE ALLOWED IN THIS COMPANY, PLEASE RESPECT IT AND WILL BE WELCOME HERE".
TELL ME FRIES, WHAT TYPES OF RULES DO YOU FOLLOW IN YOUR OWN HOUSE???
PERHAPS YOUR WIFE IN THIS EXACTLY MOMENT CAN BE FUCKING WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR, YOU KNOW, THAT GUY WHO
YOU USED TO SUSPECT.
TODAY I WOKE UP WITH MY LEFT FOOTH. TELL ME FAST WHAT ARE YOU WANT WITH ME?
YOU NEED SIGN SOME PAPERS, OH FINE, FOLLOW ME TILL MY ROOM.
THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION, SEE YOU.
UNTILL NEVER MORE SUCKER.
I LISTENED THAT.
AFTERNOON IN THE ROBINSON'S HOUSE.
HEY DAD, HI HONEY
TELL ME HOW WENT YOUR DAY?
I SENT MY TEACHER EAT CRAP !!!!!
WHAT!!!! (DAD WITH BIG EYE OPENED)
YES I DID IT, SHE DESERVED.
BUT, BUT, EXPLAIN ME.
WHY ARE YOU SCREWED YOUR TEACHER IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASSROOM???
SHE GAVE ME A BAD GRADE.
WHERE IS YOUR GRADE POINT AVERAGE??
UHHUH, OOPPS?? WHAT??
WHERE IS YOUR FUCK GRADE POINT AVERAGE BITCH???
DON'T BEHAVE LIKE A RASCAL GIRL, OK????
THIS WAY YOU HEART MY FEELINGS.
NO GOOD GRADES, NO TV, COMPUTER, VIDEO GAMES, AND THE WHOLE FUCK CRAPS THAT YOU USUALLY TO SPEND TIME.
OK, OK, OK, DAD, YOU WON THE GAME, I REPEATED YEAR.
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????
I'M PAYING ALMOST A WHOLE SWEATED EARNED SALARY FOR YOU STUDY IN THE BEST FUCK SCHOOL OF THE TOWN,
AND YOU DID IT WITH ME. NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
I'LL TAKE MY AK 47 AND KICK YOUR ASS WITH HER.
NO DAD, BE MERCY WITH ME. MERCY YOUR ASS BITCH.
NO DAD, PLEASE
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BEFORE YOU TELL ME ABOUT BAD GRADES, THINK ABOUT FIRST.
NOW I'VE GOT TWO KIDS TO RAISE YET. DAMNNNNNNN.

THE END.

quinta-feira, 20 de maio de 2010

I WAS BLIND TRYING SAVE MY OWN SKIN, AND I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE OTHERS, YOU KNOW.
THOSE PEOPLE WHO LIVE BY MY SIDE ALWAYS WARNED ME ABOUT THAT GAME, BUT I NEVER LISTENED.
I'M SO DOWN, I'M TRYING ERASE ABOUT THE LAST NIGHT, PLEASE GIVE A BREAK, TO MY OWN REST.
THE TOMORROW STARTS WITH A DOWNSIDE. STARING ME, SHE ASKS.
DEAR DAD, CAN YOU GIVE ME TEN BUCKS TO BUY THE NEW ERICK'S POSTER?
HONEY, PLEASE I HAVE NO MONEY TO SPEND WITH THESE SHITS.
DIDN'T I LEND YOU MONEY LAST WEEK? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT?
DAD, I SPENT IT IN CLOTHES WHY?
WHY, DO YOU ASK ?
LAST MONTH WE STARTED A CONVERSATION ABOUT TO SPEND MONEY WITH USELESS THINGS HONEY,
DON'T YOU REMEMBER? YES, DAD, I DO.
WE DECIDED SAVE MONEY TO BUY A NEW MERCEDEZ. THE LAST MODEL AVAIABLE IN THE MARKET,
AND I'M REALLY IN LOVE WITH THAT CAR.
I KNOW ABOUT THAT CAR, I'M VERY TRUSTFUL. YOU'LL GET BUY THE CAR, DAD.
FIRST HALF YEAR WAS GONE, AND WE DON'T GOT THE CAR YET, MY DAD WAS WORRIED ABOUT THAT.
HE STAYED IN THE PHONE ALMOST THE WHOLE DAY TRYING GET MONEY TO PURCHASE THE MOST DREAMED CAR OF HIS LIFE.
HE ALMOST SURRENDERED TO HIS OWN TIRED, BUT HE DOESN'T GAVE UP SO EASY.
SUDDENLY THE NEWS CAME BY THE PHONE, AND HE RECEIVED THE NEWS.
HE GOT TAKE THE CAR WITH THE BEST SHOT IN THE AUCTION, YES HE DID.
HE JUST OPENED A FUCK SMILE IN HIS FACE AND YELLED LIKE THIS.
FUCKKKKKK!!!, WE'VE GOT THE CARRR.
HEY PUMPKIN, TAKE YOUR BEST CLOTHES ON AND DOWNSTAIRS. CAUSE TONIGHT WE'LL GO CELEBRATE OUR CONQUEST.
MAN, YOU DON'T BELIEVED ME WHETHER I TELL YOU WHERE MY FATHER WENT BY CELEBRATE WITH HIS NEWS FUCK CAR.
WE WERE UNTIL THE MOST DANGEROUS NIGHTCLUB OF THE CITY. MY DAD JUST PAID ALL THE BOOZE.
YES, HE DID IT.
MAN, EVERYTHING WERE FINE, BUT ME AND MY DAD WERE DRUNKEN, MAN, COULD WE DRIVE THE CAR??
YES, WE DID, BUT A STRANGER ASKED US FOR A RIDE, WE DENIED IT TO HIM. MAN, THE MOTHER FUCKER WAS A COP.
AND HE MARKED OUR PLAQUE, MAN, IN LESS THAN ONE MINUTE FIVE CARS SURROUNDED US, AND WITH SIRENES, AND MANY COPS WITH GUNS.
THEY SAID, FREEZE, DON'T MOVE. MY DAD LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, BUT WHAT THE FUCK!!!!:?
HE SAID TO ME: WHO ARE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS WHO CLOSING THE ROAD? HE STARTED TO HORN KKK AND TO INVEIGH EVERYBODY.
WE WERE ARRESTED. MAN, AND WE NEEDED PAY SPONSION IN CASH TO GO OUT OF JAIL. BUT WE'RE FINE TODAY.
MAN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, LAST NIGHT WAS THE BEST NIGHT I'VE HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE.


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sexta-feira, 19 de março de 2010

do you like pomegranate??
bigger lice ,than head
i broke my rib
a dirty hooker cries, her splash with guys
a little, I prefer others fruit
i hate currencies.
arrival time estimaded nine thirty morning
simple plain, two hours late
cashews, in my back door flowing like water, in the middle of crowd, a crow, gives the sign, suddenly i saw the old woman, crossing the street, but she doesn't know, a car was coming in high speed, and he has no brakes, rising the speed car, screaming like a tramp.
grab your opportunities, like a baby grabs a toy
face business partners, like a boy jokes with a kites
toward south, few hours, later, a bird and a fly,began fusion. lot of insects in the corners of our houses, it's the end of the world.